Speaking of Lennon in the NYC

I'm not one for memorabilia; I scoff whenever someone pays like $15k for Huey Lewis' Foreman Grill or some shit.  Like adults playing video games or dudes putting other dudes' penises into each others' assholes, I consider that whole field pretty gay. But one artifact I can agree might be THE most important in rock history and worth having might be the Double Fantasy album John Lennon signed for Mark David Chapman a coupla hours before Chapman thanked him by killing him.

An album that John Lennon autographed for his killer just hours before he was gunned down outside his New York City apartment building went on sale Monday for a whopping $850,000.

 John!  That's him!  Don't sign that shit; run away dammit!!!!