I need to have sex soon. Not for the normal reasons, or just that sex is awesome, but I wanna make a woman say "wow, that was great" so I can languidly say "well, anybody worth doing is worth doing well, right?" and wink at her. And then sit back and watch the phrase go viral.
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spend a few years nurturing a friendship and then see if you still want to have sex with her without marriage.
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