Thursday, December 30, 2010

Message for Everyone in NJ Except Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen

People in New Jersey need to quit crying about how lame the snow removal has been. Tough shit - you elected a fat-ass blowhard of a governor who made you bark like seals when he ran on cutting spending, a "return to austerity!!!" Public services don't magically stick around without you paying for them. So if you'd rather that extra 50 cents in your paycheck every week, you have to suck it up and accept that sometimes a big snowfall is gonna delay your trip for a tug job at Kam Sing's House of Fucky-Rucky. I've said it here too many times to bother reposting - instead of falling for this myth one day you'll be living tax-free, demand that since you're paying taxes anyway that they actually be fucking useful to you.

In the meantime, again: grow up, shut the fuck up, knuckle up, tool up, omnibus, I missed the bus, you missed the bus, no smoking on the bus!

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