Now That's Cheesy

My fantasy shopping at Fresh Direct is funny since in the end it affects exactly nobody, except of course the young lady I would be banging during the time I was otherwise spending while pretending to order groceries online.

But actually having food made and then not picking it up is NOT funny.

A man posing as a member of Bob Dylan's road crew — wearing a Dylan backstage pass after Bobby Z. played a show at the University of Massachusetts in Amherst — ordered 178 pizzas from Antonio's Pizza in the college town and said he'd pick them up later to deliver to the singer and his entourage.
Workers stayed until 5 a.m. to finish the order, and the New Jersey man never showed. The unidentified prankster, through his lawyer, later agreed to pay the $4,000 tab.

Fucking dick (not the good kind, either.)