All this nonsense about tax cuts and deals being made on the Hill are fine and dandy, but we as a people hafta keep focused on what's important: the mysterious set of circumstances that somehow made Eddie Cibrian, whoever the fuck that is, leave a wife who is WAY hotter than that fug dog LeAnn Rimes he's now with, and LeAnn Rimes' husband whom she left to be with Cibrian is now engaged to a woman a thousand times hotter than LeAnn Rimes.
The Universe. Just when you think you've got it all figured out, this shit happens.
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Which, in Rimes' case, just goes to show how much celebrity can further your chances of being desirable. I mean, unless I were insanely drunk, I would reject her advances if she initiated things and tried to take me home. And "willing" is my favorite type of woman, so...
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