Useless Fools. They're The Best.

Larry David thanks you for saving him from the brink of mere billionairism via the tax cuts:

When I get home, thanks to the great compromise, the first thing I’m going to do is get a flat-screen TV. Finally I can throw out the 20-inch Zenith with the rabbit ears, the one I inherited from my parents when they died. The reception is terrible and I’m getting tired of going out to bars every time I want to watch a game. Last month, the antenna broke and I tried to improvise one with a metal hanger and wound up cutting myself. Every time I see that scab, I say to myself, “If, God willing, those Bush tax cuts are restored, I’m going to buy a new TV.” Well, guess what? They have been!

Gee. How's YOUR life going? That good? Obviously it is, since we've fought the hard fight for the most fortunate among us. Can we do any more heavy lifting?

Jacques