Don't Tease Me!!!

I'm not that lucky and if there is a God he hates me, so it will never happen, but if we can get these two fucking idiots locked up in a scissor fight for the highest office in the land, I will dedicate my life to the Republican Party.  Or even if they run together, the Laverne & Crazy of politics, I will campaign like a maniac for them 24/7.

Life is short - to think that the universe could offer this amount of unintentional comedy and entertainment within your own lifetime is staggering. And not to be trifled with.