FINALLY!

Oh, thank god - there's a "real, down home!" Southern-styled restaurant opening up in Williamsburg. Shew!!  I mean, it was getting to be about 10 minutes since the last one opened; surely I wasn't the only one getting itchy for more options when it comes to "real Southern food", presumably cooked on a pot belly stove while Loretta Lynn works the still in the backyard, right?  How else are rich kids to show each other how "authentic" they are?!?!?

What's next - making me go more than 30 minutes without another fucking reality show about how tough Alaskan truckers/fishermen/ice road truckers/ice fisherman/hikers/ice hikers/whothefuckevers/ice whothefuckevers are? 

Fucking hell.