I'll Stop the World and Immelt With You

Barry picks Immelt:

Chief Executive Officer of General Electric and College Trustee Jeffrey Immelt '78 will serve as the chair of the newly-created Council on Jobs and Competitiveness, an executive order expected to oversee a panel of economic advisers, according to The New York Times. President Barack Obama will formally announce Immelt's appointment later today, The Times reported.

Of course, what you need to do right now is head over to Amazon and buy David Magee's 2009 book, Jeff Immelt and the New GE Way: Innovation, Transformation and Winning in the 21st Century.

As a recurring star on David's tv show, this means that right now President Obama is running around The White House telling anyone who will listen "holy shit - I'm only three degrees away from Xmastime!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"...sure Snooki's nuts, but seriously, Sammi and Ronnie not hanging out with the gang? What the fuck? Now THAT's gonna turn into a situation!"