I just bought a MegaMillions ticket. I don't know why, I don't think I've ever bought one before. But for $355M fuck it, I'll drop a dollar.
But since I'm an idiot, already I'm thinking things like should I get a police escort when I go to the store to claim my prize? Who would I give a million bucks to? Am I going to obsess about trying to live forever, now that I'm incredibly rich? Will I switch to organic food? Dial soap body wash, not the bar? And on and on and on.
Luckily, some of you might recall I'm somewhat familiar with Lottery Camp.
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