Thursday, January 27, 2011

Lies.

Anyone who tells you gout is brought on by beer and red meat is fucking lying to you. This month I have drunk almost NO beer and eaten red meat ONCE, and yet with the exception of MAYBE 2 days (both which curiously followed a night of beer drinking) have been fucking plagued with gout all fucking month. Unfuckingbelievable.

2 comments:

The Gnat said...

Now I am no doctor, but erasing 20 years of beer and burgers with a month of not-quite-cold turkey may not do the trick.

Anonymous said...

how many times to I have to tell you to drink CHERRY JUICE? EAT as many cherries as you can and your symptoms will abate. Get the uric acid crystals out of the joints.