Plans. I Have Them.

I wanna quit drinking.  Not because I'm an alcoholic, but so I can be incredibly judgmental and self-righteous.  I don't really have a lot to hang over my friends.  I'm not rich, or successful; I pretty much go through life like a fucking buffoon. But if I quit drinking and lorded it over everybody, then I'd have something!  I just wanna be sitting around with my buddies, and when I hear one crack open a beer, loudly sigh, "great, HERE we go," and just act disgusted the entire time.