Wednesday, January 19, 2011

TV Guide Descriptions that Make Me Wanna Punch Some Motherfucker

Romance blooms for quadriplegic lawyer.

Oh, GOODY for Mr. Fucking Lawyer.  He can't wipe his own ass or feed himself and doesn't have a functioning penis, and yet he's going on more dates than me.  Gee, I'm so happy!!!

Fuck this guy.  I hope he falls on the floor when nobody's around and gets slowly eaten by a mouse over the course of a week.

No comments: