Gee, I Dunno...This Book?

Men communicate through grunts, don't wanna cuddle after fucking and learned everything they know from sports!!!

Women use incredibly cryptic language, are frustrated when men can't read their minds and take a long time to get dressed before going out!!!

Kids today are pussies, back in the day you'd get your ass kicked and it turned you into a model citizen!!

Wow Denis, you did it!  You're a goddam GENIUS!!!  Gee, are your parents having trouble setting the time on their VCR??!??!!!

And I like Leary. But he's gotta quit doing these stupid books and get back to focusing on the most ridiculous, most over-wrought show of all time.