Humans. We Have Jumped the Shark.

It appears that we have officially run out of ways to get high, as we've made it all the way to snakebites:

The other case involves a man who “subjected himself to being bitten once on his left foot by a small Indian cobra. The patient described the experience as a blackout associated with a sense of well-being, lethargy, and sleepiness”.

I'll stick to getting high from going about my business with a quiet dignity and a side of egg foo young, thank you very much.