Iowa Probably Sucks

If Iowa wants to excitedly jump aboard the loony bin train and cow-tow to the Michelle Bachmanns of the planet by making it official that, like smoking, gay people are a public health risk, probably because the President's a Muslim, I suppose that's Iowa's prerogative.  But if they're gonna go in that direction, I really don't see why we then hafta continue our every-fourth-year dance of cartwheels while squealing how "real America!!" Iowa is as we try to pretend how important! and awesome! we think Iowans are, or why it should remain such a disproportionately important step towards choosing our next president.