Whenever I'm around as someone's about to open a box they've received in the mail, I always ask "what if it's a puppy?" I've done it a million times, and I stole it from a line at the end of the pilot episode of Wings.
Joe: Ok now, remember Brian, whatever is in this suitcase, we split in two.
Brian: What if it's a puppy?
Anyhoo, this crazy bitch actually tried it. Christ.
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