Well. This is a Mystery.

A coupla weeks HERE I let it be known I was open to the idea of introducing myself to Olvia Wilde's entrails, and GEE, what do you know..."all of a sudden" she is ditching her 8-year marriage to some faggy prince to "sow her wild(e)* oats."

Hmm. Gee, if only I could figure out what might've spurred on this sudden sequence of events....



* get it?