Friday, February 04, 2011

Why We Love The Jersey Shore

(newest cast member Deena brings home guy from the bar she's just met, they're canoodling in bed)
 
DEENA: (into camera, with indignation so great, it's actually believable) I don't go all the way on the first "date" [ed. note: my quotes] - no way!  I'm not that kind of girl; you need a Golden Ticket to get into these drawers!!

(cuts to the canoodling, then back to Deena the next morning)
 
DEENA: okay, he got a Golden Ticket.

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