America Needs to Kiss Newt Gingrich's Ass and Respectfully Say "Thank You"

Newt Gingrich takes a lot of shit for cheating on and divorcing two wives, both while they were dying.  But now, after much coaxing, Newt has finally admitted what drove him to do so:

There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.

That's right, cake boy: while you were running around preaching socialism and listening to whatever the fuck that album was with the girl in a bee suit on the cover, Newt was working so fucking hard for the very freedoms that allow you to do so crippled him into cheating on his cancer-ridden wives.  So the next time you think about bitching about him being some sort of hypocrite for starting exploring committees to run a campaign for president on the sanctimony of marriage (REAL marriage!), I suggest that instead, you shut your fucking yap and salute Old Glory as she waves the very grains of freedom that heroes like Newt Gingrich have sown for your liberal ass.

And don't start with that "oh, same thing must've happened to Clinton!" shit.  That pig's people killed Baby Jesus, AND he was doing it in OUR House!!