I AM CALLING BULLSHIT ON MADONNA'S KID

I just saw that Lourdes is 14 years old.  Which is funny, because I think she was 14 last year.  And the year before that.  I think was 14 years old when I started this blog over 5 years ago.

You can't hide her forever, Madonna.  And it's impossible to outlast Xmastime.  You'd hafta kill him.  Well.  Which means you will have outlasted him.

But you get my point.