I Am Officially Frightened

Batshitty is miffed people in the media have pointed out her somewhat casual relationship with American history is odd considering she thinks of herself as an expert on the Founding Fathers, and has now put the mainstream media on warning:

"We all know there’s a double standard in the media … as we know all 3,400 members of the mainstream media are part of the Obama press contingent," she told The Laura Ingraham Show.

As in the article linked, people are scratching their heads at the figure she has come up with. 3400? What?

Obviously, this is another chance to lick our chops and suggest she's a fucking idiot, but then something occurred to me:

Today is, of course, The Ides of March.  What did Caesar rule?  The Roman Empire.  And the Roman Numeral for 3400 is MMMCD.  Which is 3 M's, a C and a D.  As in, 3MCD.

If you reversed the order of those numbers, you get DCM3.

Hmmm....see what I'm seeing?

DC = District of Columbia...you, know, where the President lives.

M = Michelle.

3, if you squint, vaguely looks like a capital "B."

District of Columbia, Michelle Bachmann!!!

Oh my god - she is subliminally telling us to send her to The White house!!   SHE'S AN EVIL GENIUS!!  DON'T LOOK INTO HER EYES!!!!!  LOOK AWAY!!!!