Wednesday, March 23, 2011

In America

One of my favorite things about being an American is that I have entire oceans to the left and right of me, Canada to the North of me, and what equals the entrance of  a Wal-Mart to the south of me.  This gives me lots of balls to talk about what a bad-ass I am, despite the fact that in almost 250 years, a single attack has made me completely shit myself with fear and made me undermine whatever was best about me as a country.  Wow!  I'm awesome!

At least I'm not those sissies in France, who by geography are actually threatened by what we pretend to give a shit about.  Gosh, they must be pussies, right?  How socialist, to actually be affected by what we've decided to be complete fucking pussies about!  Les nuits, indeed, fairies!

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