Thursday, March 03, 2011

Irony: You Can't Have "Newt" Without "New"

Newt Gingrich is pretending to run for president so he can make more millions from speaking fees talking about some shit he said that somebody thought sounded smart one day in 1994, so it makes sense that in launching his website, he's using an old screenshot from the late Ted Kennedy's website.

I wish Newt was a basketball player, cause then I could say "hey, who said Newt couldn't go to his left?" and then smarmily pat myself on the back.  Oh well.

I know Newt, the "great brain" of the Right hasn't had an original thought in his little head for decades, but I wouldn't think this would extend all the way to "let's have a picture of human beings on the website."

Awesome.

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