The Manny Tapes

Today The Short Bus was atop some fort-type thing he had constructed atop the couch, which he was calling a boat, and he asked me where we should drive the boat.  "You're the captain," I said.  He looked at me, incredulous and open-mouthed, and said "I'm not the captain - I'm only four years old!!"

"HAHAAHAHA  That's right I'm the captain - guess who's the fucking white whale, you fat shit?!?!?"