Potted Meat

It's bad enough they can't figure out what the shit is enough to name it - "meat?  food? or is it product?...fuck it, just throw all three in there.  The only thing we're sure of is it's potted."

But I notice they don't list the nutritional info on the label.  Instead, it gives a phone number to call.  That's somewhat disconcerting, no?  Ironically, isn't that like calling the doctor about your test results, but he won't tell you over the phone? "Ahhh, look, ah...you better come in..."?  Both ways, you're fucked, right?