Solutions. I Have Them.

A few months ago HERE I asked if Chicken McNuggets were becoming our new Middle East.  While I was correct in asking the question, I should've progressed to the solution.

Look, we only seem to go to war in places where it's 100 degrees.  I'd be shooting mofos too.  Meanwhile, people back here at home are getting more and more upset their McNuggets aren't arriving quickly enough.  If I was running for president, my platform would be cutting our entire National Defense and local police budgets to the cost of air conditioners for every in the Middle East and free McNuggets vouchers for people here.

You're welcome, America.