When I Beciome a Billionaire...

...I'm going on an eating tour of All 68 NCAA Tournament Teams Ranked by Their Best Drunk College Food. Goddfuckingdam.

17. Illinois: The Big Fat Ugly

Almost too ridiculous to actually exist, except it does: two rolls stuffed with four cheeseburgers, cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon. sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac ‘n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, mini corn dogs, American cheese, mayonnaise