Thursday, April 28, 2011

Calling Out H8rs

People who are going out of their way to let you know that they're not going to watch the Royal Wedding because "it's silly" has become the newest "I don't watch television", hasn't it?

Yes, of course it's too silly for you; surely you'll be in your room figuring out how to use the  rationality-individualism-equilibrium nexus to jump-start Third World economies while Vivaldi quietly plays in the background.  Of course you won't be watching The Real Housewives of Retarded while forwarding the latest "cat plays piano" to all your Facebook friends.  You are, after all, much better than that, and we appreciate your letting us know.

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