Government Shutdown Averted

It's 10:42pm, and I just heard there was a "handshake deal," and the government will not shut down.  This shit pisses me off. You've waited until allllllllllllllll this time, weeks, days, until 10:42pm, and then you agree on shit and announce it?  What the fuck?  Can't you do the right thing, and wait till 11:59pm?  I mean, for fuck's sake, have some showmanship.  Fucking christ.  Once the deal is made and there's time left and it's all sewn up anyways, have some fun - do the ol' "If Boehner can throw this balled up piece of paper into the trash can from 20 feet away, no shutdown!"  Have a countdown with "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...oooh!  handshake!!!! WOW that was close!!!!"  Then play One Shining Moment, give us something to tell the grandkids.

For fuck's sake. Why come this far without some pizzazz?   Fucking Christ, you're worse than the Catholic Church!