I'm not a good-looking guy. That is to say, no woman is gonna take one look at me and instantly fall in love with me, craving to be with me every second of the day. To achieve this affect, I will have to trap a woman into my company and then spend months and months making my case. I'll have to show her my personality, my sense of humor. My kindness. I will have to roll out how sensitive I am, yet how tough I am, all while showing her that I am the most brilliant person she's ever met. I will need to save at least one kitten stuck high up in a tree, and I will hafta let her know that about my blocked extra point against Lancaster and my gw-rbi in the 1990 NND championship game. I will have to spend every moment of our days together being at my absolute best for her to fall in love with me. - XMASTIMEIn a flash of genius, it's just occured to me what I need to do: start seeing a psychiatrist. Find one I'm smitten with, and see her once a week; she'll be trapped into getting to know me, and over time will fall madly in love with me.
BOOM!
Who's awesome? I'M AWESOME!
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