Names. They're Important.

While it's embarrassing to have Democrats question whether or not Trig is Sarah Palin's son and not Bristol's (though not as insane as thinking that Dubyanuts was in on the 9/11 job), which I suppose is their version of wondering whether or not Obama is an American, I would suggest that "Trigger" is a lot cooler name than "Birther."

Hey, you take what you can form these things, people.