Not Pleased.

Dear Corporate Office:

If you thought "holding off an extra 10 minutes to send out the PIZZA'S HERE! email, thus making Xmastime anxious that there would be no pizza at all" would be a funny April Fool's Day Joke, I'm here to fucking inform you that it wasn't.  In fact, it's leapfrogged Sistatime!'s 1995 "have a friend call Xmastime and tell him Sistatime! was in the hospital for a miscarriage gone horribly wrong" for the #1 spot on the April Fool's Joke That Weren't Fucking Funny list.

Sincerely,
XMASTIME