Rick Perry

I like to call out people, the way I used to call out websites.

For instance, I'd really like to call out Texas governor Rick Perry.  He acts tough, preening for stupid people, but I have a feeling that if the two of us were in a Home Depot parking lot, he'd wither and cry like a bitch.  So I'm asking, anyone in the know in Texas, can we set up a fight with me and pussy boy?  I am officially saying this: Rick Perry is not only a mental weakling (gee, where does this "rainy day!" funding come from, jackass?), but is also a pussy that will melt like a bitch when I get up in his grill.  Any powers that be, let's set this up.  Thanks!