Today's Date is 4/20

I've never been a pot guy.  Back in college, those were the hippy-ish guys who sat in the rooms listening to their endless Phish bootleg tapes luring hot girls into bed with the promise of pot; I chose instead to be a drinker, ensuring a life of bar-clearing fights, passing out to girls' disgust, and probably irreparably destroying my body.  Take that, faggots!

But seriously, how bad is the marijuana lobby?  The gun lobby has made it so that you can bring a loaded gun to church in some parts of the country, and the alcohol peeps make sure that it takes plowing over at least 3 or 4 people while driving shitfaced before anyone notices or cares.  Meanwhile, the marijuana people can't seem to make it legal to sit on a couch and watch cartoons while lightly buzzed, to say nothing of it's incredible natural painkilling remedies.  I mean, what the fuck?  Can't we think of any other way to stick as many black men as possible in prison?  Have we no imagination, people?