Ben Stein is an Old Retard

Ben Stein bravely stands up to defend alleged rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the head of the International Monetary Fund.  Thank god, since if there's one thing we can't have in America is some black chambermaid trying to get uber-rich white guys in trouble.  But one thing in particular with his...column?  He took the time to write a column to do this?...and someone printed it?  really?...during which he thoughtfully took the time to explain to us what maids are really like jumped out at me:

On the other hand, I have had hotel maids that were complete lunatics, stealing airline tickets from me, stealing money from me, throwing away important papers, stealing medications from me. How do we know that this woman’s word was good enough to put Mr. Strauss-Kahn straight into a horrific jail?

"Stealing airline tickets"?  Who does this?  Is this the 1940's?  It's hard enough to get on an airplane with 2 forms of id as it is, but if you're an African woman and can get on an airplane with tickets that say BEN STEIN on them, then we've got bigger problems than dudes having what was surely perfectly harmless amorous affections with women of dark skin who weren't smart enough to be large enough to overpower them.