Derek Jeter is a Smarmy Asshole

via his Proust Questionnairre:

What is your favorite occupation?
Shortstop.

Oh, fuck you!

On a side note, other than his answer re: bullies, I think my answers to the same questionnaire would LITERALLY be the exact opposite of all his.  Which might help explain where he's who he is, and I'm who I am.  Grrr.