BUT.
Do we HAVE TO watch her pretend to be SHOCKED!!!! every time a celebrity is unrolled during the finale? Come the fuck on - ooooh, Oprah, howEVER did you get Jamie Foxx to come to your finale??!??!?? WHOA - Jerry Seinfeld is talking. OMG, it's Will Smith!!!!!!
For fuck's sake, you're Oprah - of COURSE every fucking celebrity lined up and begged to be a part of it. Hell, you probably own them. Sit the fuck down, clap politely, say "And you are...?" whenever OMG, IT'S SOMEONE CALLED TYLER PERRY WANTING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOU ARE!! Ugh. Every 5 seconds, OMG!!!! Born in abject poverty to a single mother in Mississippi and transforms herself into a kazillionaire, and after 25 years she's reduced to having to act like a goddam puppy every day when it's owner comes home from work.
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