Today Is the First Day of the Rest of My Life.

Now that I've done a million fly-bys and have gotten nowhere other than sitting around dreaming about our log cabin in Idaho canoodling nekkid until the end times, I've decided to sac up and spring into action with my new Office Crush.  This is the plan:

1) Walk to her cubicle, stand behind it so she can only see my head.
2) Ask "Do you like apples?"
3) Hope she says "Yes, I like apples."
4) When she does, move so that my entire body is now in view.
5) Point to my balls, which are hanging out of my jeans.
6) Say "Well, how do you like THESE apples?"
7) Live the rest of our lives together.

I am planning action for 5:20, and will accept any thoughts/advice up to then.