Coming Along Right Schedule

The few sports that are left for Will Ferrell to make a "movie" about:

Archery
Girl's High School Volleyball
Cross Country Skiing
Decathlon
Discus
Bocce
Junior Varsity Girl's High School Volleyball

Looks like our long, national nightmare maybe over about 2014. Thank god. - XMASTIME

Looks like Ferrell is about to knock "neighborhood football" off the list:

Ferrell will be reteaming with director and cohort Adam McKay for Three Mississippi (formerly Turkey Bowl), the story of a neighborly football game that has gotten increasingly contentious everyman. Which means Ferrell will need to go to storage and dust off the “befuddled everyman prone to violent outbursts” temperament, a la Kicking and Screaming. The project should hit theaters by next Thanksgiving, giving Ferrell about seven months to work on his frustrated “DAMMIT!”s before filming begins.

Sigh.