Kim Kardashian is a Piece of Shit (But Yes, I Still Wanna Hit It. Hard.)

Because they're not happy merely making millions by the second, Kim Kardashian and whoever the fuck her husband to be is are sticking it to their friends in their fucking registry.

I mean, come the fuck on.  It should be against the law for super-rich people to have a goddam registry.  Gee, they really need a $400 butterknife?  And you KNOW she's so white trash they're just gonna return the shit for cash anyway.  Come the fuck on.  This should be a subset of my RICH WEDDING FORMULA rule.