The Sniff is Coming! The Sniff is Coming!

In case you were worried you loved America more than Sniffy, you can stop worrying now:

He who warned, uh, the…the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and um by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that uh we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free…and we were gonna be armed.

That's right - Sniffy was outraged at the thought of having our guns taken away BEFORE it became cool.  Or before it even became a right, as a matter of fact. Also, I guess Longfellow had it wrong anyways, as Palin reminds us that Paul Revere was warning the British, not Americans.  Go back to writing your Euro-fag elegies, bitch!

And I don't know who this CNN anchor is, but I "suspect" that at this moment she is buried in a backyard somewhere in real America, with her "I hate America" know-it-all smirk being eaten by worms.