What the Fuck?

Donald Trump, of all people, busted for using a knife and fork to eat his pizza during his meeting of the non-minds:

In these polarized political times, there's finally an issue Republicans and Democrats can agree on:
What were Donald Trump and Sarah Palin thinking when they ventured into Times Square the other day and ate pizza with knives and forks?

"Eating Familglia Pizza in NYC is almost as big of an insult as getting Lender's frozen bagels," one commenter wrote at nationalreview.com "This is New York, home of Grimaldi's or Lombardi's. What's next, Chinese at a mall?"

I don't consider myself a "real" New Yorker, but I literally can't think of anything more "non-Newyorky" than eating pizza with a knife and fork.

But isn't that how liberal elitists eat pizza?  Shouldn't Sniffy have been outraged, shoving the fork into his comb-over and lecturing him about the Articles of Federation and Baby Jesus before flipping her bus over like the Incredible Hulk?  I mean, if Obama did such a thing, that Facebook rant would scorch the Earth.