Chicks Dig Hot Dogs

Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas has won the first Female Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island.  I'll be honest, I'm disappointed she didn't turn her nose up and insist on competing against the men.  Shouldn't women have an inherent advantage when it comes to sliding lengthy tubes of meat down their throat anyway? (YES gay dudes, I'm only kidding - you're awesome too!)

Also, nice to see that instead of a picture of Thomas, the article has one of Joey Chestnut.  Sigh.  Another step back for women.  That makes me sad  :(

"Nom nom nom!"