Egg On My Face

The Tea Party rather famously constantly tries to align itself with the Founding Fathers, none of whom were they alive today would deign to cross the street to spit on them; in particular, Thomas Jefferson would be horrified by their ignorant parasitism.  And nobody has taken more frustrated pleasure in pointing out the exhausting, idiotic irony of their historical musings than myself, so it is with hat in hand that I humbly admit to you that FINALLY one of their heroes has gotten it right, and maybe I should shut the fuck up since it turns out that Rick Santorum really IS a modern day Thomas Jefferson:

“You cannot produce a dark enough chocolate for me not to like,” said Santorum.