- So a coupla years ago Mrs. Coach was a bored housewife, and in about 3 years goes from lowly guidance counselor at a shitty high school in Texas to being offered the position of Dean of Admissions to a college in Pennsylvania that is looking compete with the Ivy League. What? Is she the Benson DuBois of Texas high school football? Camon.
- Coach Taylor: you won a state championship, with a sophomore quarterback who had to take over for your All-World qb. Then you get pushed out, ending up at a school across town that barely even has a football program. In not time at all you take the team from 2-8 to, ta-da! the state championship game. But oh no - the Dillon schools are going to combine their teams next year, so of COURSE you'll be the one squeezed out!
Hey Coach, here's an idea. How 'bout getting the fuck outta Dillon?
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