The other day the vending machine at the GW Bridge spouted out this Irish coin instead of a fucking real, useful dollar, which I was miffed about until deciding that I'd use it as a good luck charm. But then I realized, I've never had a good luck charm
(maybe THAT'S been the fucking problem???!), so I have no idea how these things work. DO I really hafta keep it on me at all times for it to work?
(guaranteeing, of course, I'll quickly lose it) Or do I merely need to have it in my possession, perhaps safely on my desk in my bedroom, for it to work?
3 comments:
you need to get it back to the GW Bridge, stand with your toes pointing toward Ireland, and throw it over your left shoulder while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Kiss the ground and celebrate with an ice cold Summer shandy.
holding his, sylvester wished he were a rock to avoid a lion. he turned into a rock.
the donkey??!??!?!?!
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