Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Important Dates in Xmastime History:

 June 10, 1992: hooked up with a lunatic, smoking-hot chick while visiting my brother at college. First but not the last time I uttered the phrase "yeah well, your boyfriend ain't here, now is he?" Next morning she woke up to find I had "misplaced" her clothes so I could see her naked longer. “Where are my clothes?” “Gosh, I dunno” (looking bewildered.) Broads - I should write a manual!!!

2 comments:

Pops said...

I shoulda spent more time with you in college.

The Gnat said...

I fess up - I wanted to hook with that crazy chick and probably tried a few times to no avail after you did. Good work since she never tracked you down again, right?