Wednesday, July 27, 2011

An Open Letter from Xmastime to Subway

Dear Subway:

First of all, I had no idea you sold subs that were smaller than a foot-long.  When did this start?  Good for you guys for finally getting on the healthy train!

But most importantly, dude: it's fucking hard enough to give up my beloved mayonnaise.  So when I say "just a little mustard," I don't mean "keep pouring dumping on the mustard until your arm starts to hurt." Fucking hell.

Regards,
XMASTIME

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