Nothing’s worse than being on a diet at the office and 1) it’s free ice cream day 2) the girl sitting next to me is ordering dinner for the office tonight: “I want 3 cheese pizzas, one pepperoni pizza, one chicken pizza, 50 buffalo wings, 2 orders of chicken tenders....”
Me: "My saliva is SO tasty!!!! Yum yum fucking yum!!!!"
Grrrrr.
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